Most parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, caregivers, etc... have stories of the profound, profane, preposterous, (and just plain hilarious,) things we've heard the pint-sized people in our lives say. My friends and siblings have asked me many times to set up a blog devoted to these munchkin musings. So, here it is!
Please, enjoy! And feel free to add your own amusing anecdotes.
I was trying to bake cookies for a St. Patty's Day party, but I couldn't because my 4year-old sister was refusing to take a nap. So, I told her that if she took her nap, then she could have a cookie. She yelled, "I don't want none of your flogging cookies!"